Monday, September 10, 2012

I Find You on Omegle


                        Konbanwa! Hehehe...

                        Sekarang gue mau cerita tentang Omegle (lagi). Fufufu... *tertawa misterius.

                        Pagi itu, sekitar jam 10.00an, gue online. Yup. Gue nggak ke sekolah hari itu karena.. uhuk, uhuk. Gue sakit. Naaahh... daripada gue bored trus buka web- web terlarang (dalam artian web yang mengandung virus)? Lebih parah kan?? Buka twitter, facebook, blog, gmail, semua sudah. Gue pun main Omegle. Seperti cerita omegle sebelumnya, gue cari- cari orang yang baik. Akhirnya gue pun ketemu sama orang Korea, cowok. Awalnya gue kira dia bohong, soalnya kan banyak banget khususnya orang Indonesia yang nyari orang Korea. Dan pernah karena gue jengkel orang- orang pada nyari orang Korea, gue pun menyamar. Fufufu... *tertawa jahat. Orang itu bilang dia senang banget dapat orang Korea. Biasa aja kaliii...

                        Oke. Lanjut qaqa...


                        Awalnya gue kira dia orang Indonesia yang menyamar jadi orang Korea, gue pun meladeninya sambil mengetes sampai mana dia bisa bohong. gue tanya nama dan umurnya, namanya Ji-hoon Yoon ji, umur 16 tahun. Huh, Penipu yang pintar. Lalu kita pun bertukar alamat Gmail. Dan yang bikin gue kaget, dia nggak tau cara gunakan gmail chat. Wew. Di omegle, dan dibantu google translate gue mangajarkan langkah- langkahnya. Dan akhirnya gue bingung cara menjelaskannya, karena nggak tau cara chat, kita pun menggunakan kirim email. Sekitar 3 menit, dia, akhirnya tau cara gunakan gmail chat.

                        Lalu setelah lama menunggu chat gue nggak dibalas- balas, gue pun nanya
‘what are u doing now? Busy??’
‘I will send u my photos’
Wow. pede banget nih pembohong, padahal gue nggak minta lho. Bayangan gue, dia kirimkan fotonya sambil bilang ke gue ‘Lo gue tipu kaliii’. Oke, whatever.

                        Wah, ada email masuk. Gue buka. Jeng.. jeng..
                        Gue, saking kagetnya Cuma bisa menganga dan melongo. Dia orang Korea dan dia nggak bohong! wohaaaaa.....!!!! gue nggak senang kok. biasa aja. *bohongnya keliahatan tuh
Ini fotonya :DD



Sepeti kebanyakan orang Korea yang sering kita lihat, dia.. dia.. imut :3

                        Kita pun bercakap- cakap tentang sekolah
12:23      saya: hello
12:24       :D
                김지혁: hi
                 saya: :)
                김지혁: okok
12:25        saya: are u senior high school?
                 김지혁: yes
                saya: grade?
                김지혁: 2
12:26        1,2,3 i'm 2
                 saya: me too
                김지혁: wow
                 saya: do u like indonesia?
                김지혁: sure
12:27       saya: what about?
                김지혁: Bali
                 island
12:28        saya: what time there?
                 김지혁: nono
                 i don't visit bali island
                  but i will must go there
12:29       saya: u right
12:30        what time in Korea?
                김지혁: understand
                 sorry sorry
                1:30 pm
                 my english is very bad
12:31       saya: I think I am too. Sometimes I use google translate
12:32       what are u doing now?
                 김지혁: i heard music
                 i love music
12:33       saya: me too :D and i <3 read a book
                김지혁: wow
                do you like a read book?
12:34        saya: yeah. very like it. how about you?
                 김지혁: me too
                 i want to your photo
                saya: wait a minute
                 김지혁: yes
12:37        saya: chek your mail
12:38        but I feel ashamed to send it to you :P hehe
                김지혁: yes
12:39        i curious your head hat?
                 material?
                um....
12:40       saya: sorry i am not understand what u mean?
                 김지혁: hijab?
                 saya: yes
                 김지혁: ok korea is not hijab
                so i curious that's what?
12:42        saya: u right thats hijab. because i am moslem ;)
                김지혁: yes
                 saya: is it bad?
                 김지혁: i understand
                 nonononononono
12:43       not bad
                it's good!!!!
                i understand moslem
                 and other religion
12:44       saya: so, what your religion?
                김지혁: i have not religion.
                 saya: oh, wow
12:45       김지혁: korean is almost cristian
                 or have not religion
                saya: how the school? is it fun? B-)
12:46       김지혁: nonononono
                this is hell
                  :)
                  i 'm very sad cuz
                saya: why?
                김지혁: school is very not fun
12:47       saya: because?
                김지혁: i have not girlfriend kkk
12:48       if i have girlfriend, i love school
                saya: you previously had a girlfriend?
                 김지혁: yes
12:49       3 month ago
                saya: :)
12:50       김지혁: i sad
                any more school is not fun
                and you?
                 school is fun?
12:51       saya: not really
                김지혁: why?why?
                 saya: i am tired and bored :-/
                12:52 김지혁: ok ok
                 i understand
                12:53 saya: maybe i will go a moment
                wait me :D
                김지혁: yes sure

13:18       saya: i'm back
13:19        김지혁: yes!
                 saya: chek your mail
13:20       김지혁: what's song?
13:22       cool
                very nice
                 saya: u like it?
                 김지혁: yes
                13:23 nice melody
                 saya: this is A Rocket to the Moon- Where did you go
13:24        김지혁: ok
13:29       i send mail
                check your mail
13:31       saya: wait
13:32       김지혁: yes
13:33       saya: good song :) and i hear now
13:34       김지혁: yes
13:35       thanks you
                 saya: you're welcome
13:37       how the situation in korea?
13:41        where do u live south korea or north korea?
                 김지혁: south
13:44       saya: chek your mail
13:47        김지혁: yes
13:50       kill is bad
13:53       saya: yeah
13:54       김지혁: song subject is killing....
                 i'm scaled :)
13:55       saya: haha
13:56       김지혁: good
13:57       saya: Do you have a favorite song to another? I'd like to hear
13:58       김지혁: ok
14:00       saya: :D <3
                 김지혁: check
14:02       saya: why only briefly? just 20 second
14:03        김지혁: what?
                oh no
14:04       saya: chek again
                김지혁: yes
14:07       check
14:08       saya: sip
                done :D
14:09        bdw what do u think about me? hehe :P



23:18       saya: hello
23:19        u read my mail?
                김지혁: yes
23:20        saya: and what your answer?
23:21       김지혁: i don't know
23:22       saya: what time there?
                 김지혁: 12.22
23:28       김지혁: i think you love me
                right?
                 saya: haha
23:29       maybe yes, maybe no :P
23:31       김지혁: what do you meam?
23:32       ??
                 maybe yes maybe no what's mean?
23:33       saya: i mean, maybe i love u. and maybe no
                why? why? do u ask that??
23:36       u keep stay there? or not?
                  :-|
23:41        bdw i must go to sleep now. beacause this time 23.30 and i must go to school tomorrow. see u <3 :D


31 Agustus
Dia          : Do you love me?
Saya        : why do you think that?
31 Agustus
Dia          : Do you love me?
Saya        : My question back to you  Do you love me? 
1 September
Dia          : Do you love me?
Saya        :i just like chat with u. why do u think that? and hbu?
1 September
Dia          : ok, Do you love me? not? really?
Saya        : I think I just like chat and share with you. do I love you? I do not know. because we've never met in person. from your question it seems you wish I love you. right?
2 September
Dia          : no no no no no
Saya        : So? why u ask me??
4 September
Dia          : i miss you
Saya        : i miss u too 
5 September
Dia          : u love me?
Saya        : for example i love u. what are u doing??
9 September
Dia          :i miss you
Saya        :You want my photo again?

Yup. Pembicaraan kita terakhir di kalimat ini. Untuk selanjutnya lagi nanti gue posting. 

NB: sebenarnya, kenapa gue ganti dengan kata ‘saya’ dan ‘dia’ karena ini lewat email. Repot kalau harus masukkan fotonya





5 comments:

  1. LOL, kaaaakaak you are lucky girl :p

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  2. aku cari di google itu foto ulzzang korea .. dia ulzzang ya?

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  3. Ngga tau. Ini adalah postingan ter-labil dan ter-alay yang pernah saya tulis. Kau membuatku membacanya kembali lagi, nak.

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